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Well, you're masters of your idiom.
I am especially impressed with the animation in the Starfox segments.
I didn't laugh once, but I fully understand that this film wasn't made for me.
The Pokeporn section was a tad confusing. Did you mean it to be taken comically or was it just a steaming pile of fanservice? Not to say that I don't approve of it. After all, what Newgrounds user is above the combination of base titillation and precious childhood memories.
Learn anatomy...
I'm aware of how difficult it is to draw realistic humans, but for chrissakes, there's a fucking limit. Your stupid need to indulge in "cinematic" angles makes the princess look like she has Down's Syndrome. Unless of course, this is the type of post-apocalyptic universe in which everyone's retarded. Also, apparently, the princess' hair is made of several hundred strands of thick acupuncture needles. The best part of the whole thing was the elephant animation, which I'll assume you rotoscoped. What I can't understand is that you attempt to emphasize this grim and gritty neo-futurist reality and then your protagonist turns into a fucking lizard. What is this, Sci-fi or fantasy? It doesn't matter because in any genre that would be considered moronic. The backgrounds are outstandingly simplistic compared to your overtly busy character design, which gets especially perplexing during the scene when the lizard-boy and the princess are stealing away into a dark alley. I gather that this is nothing more than a simple masturbation fantasy from a closet furry who's to embarrassed to admit his shameful fetish.
If you want to "Mickey Mouse" something, try the second movement of Bartok's concerto for orchestra. It's really fab.
So...Zero flashes on Newgrounds but knows more about it than me, I see a whole bunch of complaints and things I have done wrong. However, I don't see any suggestions about how you would have done it or how I could do it better. Could this be because you are as worthless as your review? As far as your beef about my protagonist goes, if the protagonist fit into society with no problems and isn't really different in any discernible way, then there would be no point in putting him in the story. A couple examples: Samurai Jack (Lo-tech in Hi-Tech world /parallel reference), and umm..... oh! anything good you have ever watched. Being that this is the future, in a world in which you know nothing about, who's to say that isn't a race of people? All you have to do is use your imagina... never mind. As far as backgrounds go, I think you were abused as a child and enjoy the ability to rant at people on the internet where someone will listen, even if they don't care. Speaking of masturbation, I know since real girls are definitely off the menu for you, it must be a big part of your life. That is probably why you chose to mention it needlessly in this review. By the way, I did draw the elephants and I'm glad you liked them. If you ever want to quit heckling from the sidelines, I'm sure I could show you a thing or two about animation. As long as we're on the subject of you and Mickey Mouse, he made better audio contributions to the world in his silent film days than any noise you've ever produced, including your submissions. Furthermore, Mickey Mouse approves of the message.
--Flecko
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
This is worse than that Across the Universe movie. Tell me, what exactly did you think you were adding to an already subpar Beatles song by incorporating nasal Fallout Boy vocals and goddamn screamo? This is worse than Brokencyde. At least they have the courtesy to write their own crappy material.
Also, John Lennon hated this song because he thought it was slight, pointless McCartney bullshit, which it was.
Here are some tips to give your cover version a sembleance of adequacy:
-You have a good thing going with the vocal harmonies. Try and make them more apparent in the production.
-Get your drummer to take some speed because he's kind of sloppy, but I guess that's what you're going for when you're the punkest sonofabitch in the room.
-This stuff appeals readily to the lowest common denominator, so you should use all the money you'll receive from kids with stupid hair to invest in a wind guard.
-Take off that checkered fedora. You look like a moron.
Ahh finally the review I've been waiting for XD
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